Parodi på "Im smarter than a fifth grader" - And this girl wasn't ever from America

I Lördags hade jag en mycket "intressant" konversation med en tjej på jobbet, såhär löd den (ni får den på eng):

Girl: Are you from Finland?
Me: No, I'm from Sweden.
The girl looks completely confused
Me: It's next to Finland...
Girl: Is Sweden its own country?
Me: Yes...
Girl: Is Holland in Sweden?
Me: eeeh... No!
Girl: Really?
Me: No, it's further down in Europe.
(Going back to the Finland theme)
Girl: Because you talk exactly like Sonia. Do you know her?
Me: I know who she is, but I haven't talked to her.
Girl: You do, and she is from Estonia.
Me: Estonia is not in Finland.
Girl: She said she was from Estonia in Finland
Me: Are you sure she didn't say close to Finland?
Girl: No.
Me: Well, Estonia is still not in Finland.

hahah this was the most absurd convo I've ever had, and as you can see Hollister do not employ people because they are smart...

xxx